一對來自中國的王姓夫婦喜獲麟兒，洋人鄰居前來慶賀，見嬰兒白白胖胖的，開玩笑說：”Two Wong (wrong) don’t make a white (right)”，王先生回答說：”Purely occidental西洋的(accidental意外的)”。

客人在餐廳等主人再炒一道菜即可開飯，廚房傳來主人夫婦的交談：「多放點屁嘛！」「不用了啦！屁放得夠多了！」聽得客人啞然失色，胃口全無，一會兒主人端出一盤「蝦仁炒豌豆(pea)」。

世紀之初基督教興起，信徒常遭羅馬人迫害，被送進羅馬競技場餵獅子，一位基督徒對獅子耳語幾句，獅子隨即掉頭回籠，觀眾無不驚訝，嘆為神蹟。同行的教友問他是怎麼一回事，他說：”After meal, you ought to say few words.” (若吃了這一餐，就必須發表演說)。

董事長教導新進的經理，說經營事業有兩大要訣：Integrity and Wisdom。Integrity就是一旦許下承諾，即使頭破血流，也得負責到底；Wisdom即是不應該許下這種承諾。

猜謎：Two to two to two two. (從一點五十八分到二點二分，即是四分鐘)。

猜謎：When it is hard, it is easy. When it isn’t hard, it isn’t easy. 硬時好搞，不硬時難搞。(猜男人身體的一部分)

Name two people who say what’s wrong with you behind your back? ─ a proctologist and your next door neighbor. 會在後面搞你的有兩種人：直腸科醫生及多嘴的鄰居。

In the morning Bob was getting ready to go to work. His wife asked him to fix their broken washer. He said impatiently: “What do you think of me, Maytag man?” She also asked him to fix her car. He again impatiently replied: “What do you think of me, Mr. Goodwrench?” In the evening when he came home, both washer and car had been fixed. He wondered what happened. She told him that their neighbor Tom came over and fixed them. He nervously wanted to know how much he charged. She said: “Nothing! He only asked me either to bake him cookies or to go out with him.” “So did you make him cookies?” he asked. She replied: “What do you think of me, Betty Crocker?”